SELFIE STICKS ARE SOOOO 2014!!!
Martha Stewart delivered a perfectly curated assortment of delightful digs during Comedy Central’s Roast of Justin Bieber.
Stewart referenced her green thumb when she reminisced about baking brownies with Snoop Dogg and called Natasha Leggero “the dirtiest, used up hoe she has ever seen”. She even managed to plug her fine, highly absorbent, Martha Stewart bed linens while giving planned parenthood advice to Ludacris
Finally Martha reminds us that she is “powerful, famous, rich, someone you can smoke a joint with or indulge in the occasional 3 way. A playa in the boardroom, a freak in the bedroom”.
Martha Steward is and always will be a real beauty!
WATCH MARTHA DESTROY JUSTIN BIEBER & CO!!!
Written and performed by Sylvie Manaigre (@sylviemanaigre) & Freeman (@theonlyfreeman) Feat. Leah Woods (@ellejwoods)
Directed by The SH Brothaz (@theshbrothaz)
We are not hipsters!
THis Is a Parody MAsh-up of “Ghetto Superstar” and “Gangster’s Paradise” embracing all wonderful things Hipsters love!